I am Tara Boom; I work in cabarets and circuses. I juggle things with my feet and I do a stupid act where I place a popcorn machine atop my head, pour corn kernels into it, plug myself into 420 volts and hope for the best, all while hula hooping and getting creative with dairy-free spread and a salt shaker. OK OK … Now to the rest of it.
I was embarrassingly stumped when I was invited to write this, as funny is so subjective. But the prompt is what I find funny. So, HA! Kiss my butt and welcome to my mind sweet Guardian readers. Take a seat behind my eyes, snuggle up into the couch of my cortex and enjoy (or don’t).
1. Isabella Rossellini has sex as a praying mantis
The best thing about Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno videos is there’s so many of them! Hilarious, eccentric and heavily stylised. The temptation for this list to be …