Animal lovers and activists rejoice *** brand new endangered pygmy hippo calf was just born and oh my God, she is *** cutie pie. Born at Scotland’s Edinburgh Zoo. The pint sized pachyderm is just days old and is being closely monitored. And yet this, her name is Haggis. This thing writes itself. Haggis is already *** social media star, of course, leading the platform formerly known as Twitter all up Twitter, but maybe the best part her arrival provides *** much needed boon to the endangered pygmy hippo population which has reportedly dwindled to *** mere 2500 worldwide. The latest slick and shiny starlet also arrives in *** pop culture market already saturated with hippo hysteria and somehow hippo fans are hungry, hungry for even more seriously. People already be like moo dang mo like dang and don’t even get me started on. That old has been Fiona, the …