I am an entirely unremarkable person.
That’s not to say I don’t have my moments — you should see me with a plate of chicken wings — but in the vast sea that is the internet, I’m, at best, a bit player. I’m not a Public Figure. My biggest online presence has only a few thousand followers on a platform on its last legs.
So, in an era where everyone’s personal data and privacy are constantly at risk — the latest public data breach has reportedly affected millions — it’s hard not to feel a little apathetic. Life is hard enough. I worry about my loved ones, my job, my next meal, whether I took my pills, my health, next month’s rent, if I left the stove on, and the hellish ups and downs of the Philadelphia 76ers. I simply cannot bring myself to worry too much about digital surveillance and online security.
Spooky voice:“AnYonE cAn FiNd OuT EvErYtHinG AbOuT …