Haitian Prosecutor Overseeing Trump Assassination Attempt [Video]

It’s a joke that even we couldn’t prepare enough for. The federal prosecutor spearheading the investigation into former President Donald Trump’s second assassination attempt is— you guessed it— Haitian-American.

Just days after the GOP candidate perpetuated the baseless rumor that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio were “eating the dogs… eating the cats,” Haitian-born Markenzy Lapointe, one of South Florida’s top attorneys, was named as the prosecutor overseeing the investigation into the second attempt on Trump’s life.

As we ponder on exactly how Trump might feel about this surreal turn of events, it’s not lost on us that the internet had loads to say on the matter. One X user, @rimaanabtawi, tweeted “Bat chen an tann mèt li!” which is a famous Haitian proverb translating to “beat the dog, wait for its’ owner.”

Another user wrote“God has an amazing sense of humor and never misses an opportunity to check …