A Masquerade For Historical Grave Robbing [Video]

The short-fingered vulgarian is at it again, bumbling through the first weeks of his presidential rerun like a bloated, spray-tanned ghoul with an unquenchable thirst for attention.

This time, he’s engaging in his favorite pastime—political grave robbing.

If there’s a long-dead historical figure with a righteous legacy worth looting, Trump’s there with a gold-plated Home Depot shovel in hand, digging through the dirt like a necrophiliac in a sweat-stained MAGA hat reeking of desperation and fast food grease. His latest séance-gone-wrong drags in Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Robert F. Kennedy. Apparently, haunting us with his own chaos and “covfefe” isn’t enough. Why stop at corrupting the present when you can desecrate history too?

Last week, in what he likely considers a historic moment of transparency (or at least a decent distraction), Trump announced that he’ll declassify any remaining filesrelated to the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy and Dr. Martin …